This character made a stupid vow that he likely didn’t carry out
You should read those highway signs about tunnel height restrictions
Love and Disgust in one Fell Swoop
Not everyone feels your happiness
I twirled her around a few times while the soft moonlight filtered and fractured its
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How I learned to appreciate the joys of hot tea
A Master Class in Blaming Others
I am probably five or six years old.
And other fun stuff you should probably save for after law school
Do this, and you’ll be way ahead in the game of life
How to Install an Antenna
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The real reason why you shouldn’t store water in gasoline containers.