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Paul Swann

Paul Swann

Tunnel Vision

Tunnel Vision

You should read those highway signs about tunnel height restrictions
Paul Swann Nov 7, 2022

Love and Disgust in one Fell Swoop

Not everyone feels your happiness I twirled her around a few times while the soft moonlight filtered and fractured its way through the frozen branches of nearby birch trees. One simply canot replicate this magical moment in the warm and mostly snow-free climate of my home in central Arkansas. But
Paul Swann Nov 3, 2022
Sweet Siberian Tea

Sweet Siberian Tea

How I learned to appreciate the joys of hot tea
Paul Swann Oct 31, 2022
A Master Class in Blaming Others

A Master Class in Blaming Others

I am probably five or six years old.
Paul Swann Oct 24, 2022
You’re Pregnant

You’re Pregnant

And other fun stuff you should probably save for after law school
Paul Swann Oct 19, 2022
Managing Expectations

Managing Expectations

Do this, and you’ll be way ahead in the game of life
Paul Swann Oct 17, 2022
How to Install an Antenna

How to Install an Antenna

Unexpected Lessons in Communication
Paul Swann Oct 16, 2022

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